Humor

– Father, I think the smear campaign against the UOC was ordered from the top.
– No, son. It wasn’t from the top. It came from the bottom. Rock bottom.

Two commemoration slips were brought to our altar: for the health of "everyone here" and for the repose of "everyone there".

– How are you doing, Orthodox flock?

– All is well, but we are not despairing.

Exercise in patience and humility.

Find someone online who is mistaken, gather all your will and do not respond to them.

When trying to enlighten someone, don't blind them with your truth – switch to low beams.

If you meet a bad person, pity them. You only have to endure them for a little while, whereas they have to live with themselves for a lifetime.

Yes, you can be an atheist. But nowadays, you need to decide which patriarchate's atheist you are.